Papa don’t preach
Posted by Kevin on September 8th, 2009
In an interview with Access Hollywood singer Kelly Osbourne stated, “Don’t get tattoos, please, because you hate them when you get older. I hate them.” Kelly uses her piano tattoo on her arm as an example, as she got it while intoxicated and then she reveals can’t even play the piano. She simply blamed it on her “80′s phase.” Apparently tattoo removal is in the near future, but she hasn’t done it just yet.
I don’t even know where to start with this. Did she really just admit she was drunk during most of them? Also, who refers to her as a singer? I don’t think that’s an appropriate title. I also enjoy the part where she reveals she can’t play the piano – that’s a shocker.
I guess Kelly could always checkout the review of this Wrecking Balm Tattoo Removal kit. I’m shocked that anyone would think any of these would really work.
The bottom line is that Kelly Osbourne has “interesting” tattoos, to match her “interesting” life. That “interesting” life is the exact reason she has no business telling young fans not to get tattooed. Thankfully that demographic is minimal, and will hopefully forget her existence in the next five years. Maybe if her Papa would have preached a little more, she wouldn’t have drunkenly made so many tattoo mistakes.